Poor Des Gregor!
Presumably no longer satisfied with sheep as romantic partners, Des, 56, flew to Mali in West Africa to meet his future wife, whom he had wooed on the net.
Sadly, the marriage ended in him being attacked, tied up and robbed, with a threat to remove his limbs with the working man’s knife of choice, the machete, unless HE paid THEM $85,000!
Des is back in Australia now, nursing his wounded pride and body. Those sheep are starting to look pretty attractive again, I guess.